Sayings that should be on buttons...

  • I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  • I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
  • Do I LOOK like a freakin’ people person?
  • This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  • I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  • Chaos, panic, disorder – my work here is done.
  • Is it time for your medication or mine?
  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  • I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

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